๐ŸŽ™๏ธ The Gentlemen's Audio Guild โ€ข Narration Reference

๐Ÿฆ„ Voice Reference
for the Girl Who
Voices the Boys ๐Ÿžโœจ

You are a female narrator voicing male characters, other women, monsters, gods, and whatever your author dreamed up at 2 a.m. This page is your cheat sheet. Print it, tattoo it, just use it.

Marcus ยท Dev ยท Theo ยท Big Ron โ€” We argued about the toast emoji. You're welcome.
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The 80 / 20 Rule Nobody Wants to Hear

~80% performance. ~20% processing. Your listeners already know you're a woman โ€” that's not a secret, it's not a problem. Your job isn't to fool anyone. It's to suggest a distinct, consistent person so convincingly that their imagination does the rest of the heavy lifting.

Record your takes clean and dry. Shape everything in post. Never live-process your real performance take โ€” you'll chase the effect instead of the character and end up with both sounding bad. A real-time modulator is an audition toy, not a production tool.

Big Ron called. He says if you're fighting the plugin during your take, you already lost. The plugin comes after you win.
โ€” Marcus, who learned this the hard way on a 14-hour Tolkien project
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Pace & Melody โ€” The Invisible Knobs

  • Slow down โ€” clip those sentence ends, don't trail up or off
  • Flatten your melody โ€” less pitch variation overall; men narrate in a smaller range
  • Drop into your chest โ€” placement, not pitch; you're not trying to hit low notes
  • Harder consonants โ€” less breath, more contact, more weight on the attack
  • Pinch of vocal fry at line endings โ€” just a touch, it grounds the voice
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The Trap: James Earl Jones Mode

Forcing your pitch as low as physically possible is the #1 beginner mistake. It's unsustainable across a 9-hour audiobook, it strains your voice, and it reads as caricature โ€” not character.

A suggested tenor or baritone will always land better than a tortured attempt at bass. And remember: female โ†’ other female character work is dramatically easier. Lean into that whenever the cast allows.

Theo literally wheezed through act three of a thriller because he pitched down too hard in chapter one. Don't be Theo.
โ€” Dev, with love
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Your DAW

  • Ocenaudio โ€” free, non-destructive, stupid easy to learn
  • Audacity โ€” free, ugly, powerful, gets the job done
  • Reaper โ€” $60 (free eval period, forever, no nagging) โ€” graduate here when you're ready
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Pitch + Formant

Auburn Sounds Graillon 3 โ€” free version includes formant shifting. This is the legitimate free twin of the $99 Soundtoys Little AlterBoy. You do not need to spend money to sound convincing.

Cleanup: your DAW's built-in noise reduction + EQ is enough to start. Stop waiting for perfect gear.

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The Graillon Recipe

Female โ†’ Male
Pitch: โˆ’2 to โˆ’5 semitones
Formants: down a touch
Applied ON TOP of a voice already being performed male. Go gentle โ€” less is always more.
"Gentle. Every time. If you can hear the plugin, you turned it up too far."
โ€” Big Ron, probably eating toast
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This Line Is Not Blurry. Know It.

The test is simple: did a real human perform it? If yes and you massaged it with DSP, you're good. If no, or if an AI generated the voice, that's synthesis โ€” read the platform rules carefully.

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Know Which World You're Publishing In

๐Ÿ‘ค Human Channel
  • ACX / Audible
  • AI speech = banned
  • Your voice + DSP = โœ…
  • Voice Replica = invite only
๐Ÿค– AI-Friendly
  • KDP Virtual Voice
  • Apple Books
  • Google Play Books
  • Kobo
  • Spotify / ElevenLabs
Required Disclosure Phrase (AI channels)
"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice."
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Voice Cloning Law โ€” The Cheat Sheet

  • Your own voice: cloning it = generally fine everywhere
  • Anyone else's voice: needs written consent โ€” full stop. Illegal without it in ~12 US states (TN ELVIS Act is the famous one). Federal NO FAKES Act advanced June 2026.
  • EU sales: machine-readable AI labels required by August 2026
  • When in doubt: don't clone without consent is always the right call
Marcus says the ELVIS Act is called that because Tennessee passed it in 2024 and nobody wanted anyone bringing Elvis back without permission. He's right, and that's a hill we'll all die on.
โ€” Theo, surprisingly supportive of this one
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How to Actually Build a Multi-Character Roster

1
Cast from real people. Channel someone's energy, not their pitch. "What if this character moves like my uncle Dave?" gives you something to perform. "Low voice, gruff" gives you nothing.
2
Record 20โ€“30s anchor clips per character. Label them. Replay before every session โ€” it re-fires the muscle memory faster than any written note.
3
Build a character card. One card per character: placement pace one quirk vibe โ€” and max 1โ€“2 real-world anchors. More than that and you're confused, not informed.
4
Play 3โ€“5 voices back-to-back. If you can't tell them apart in that test, your listener definitely can't. Fix it now, not in chapter twelve.
5
Cold-listen the next day. Fresh ears catch what tired ears miss. You will be surprised and sometimes embarrassed. That's the process. That's correct.